{"id":1419,"date":"2011-05-21T16:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T20:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1419"},"modified":"2011-05-22T12:50:39","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T16:50:39","slug":"happy-rapture-to-all-and-to-all-a-good-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1419","title":{"rendered":"Happy Rapture to All, and to All a Good Night!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there we have it, it’s Rapture day.\u00a0 We’ve got about\u00a02 hours (local time) until we can start looting<\/del>\u00a0our glorious brothers and sisters are called to their reward.\u00a0 I’ve tallied up all the things that people wrote in that they’re Not Gonna Miss, and I wanted to share the results with you now…\u00a0 (Not that it will matter soon.)<\/p>\n

\"Not<\/a>

Not Gonna Miss<\/p><\/div>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

There were some overlaps with my list, of course:<\/p>\n

Number 10:\u00a0 Donald Trump\u2019s Hair<\/a>.
\nNumber 9:\u00a0 People who can\u2019t drive in bad weather<\/a>.
\nNumber 8:\u00a0 Annoying Facebook status update memes<\/a>.
\nNumber 7:\u00a0 Cheap Beer<\/a>.
\nNumber 6:\u00a0 Natural Disasters<\/a>.
\nNumber 5:\u00a0 Prophesies about the End of the World that turn out to be wrong<\/a>.
\nNumber 4:\u00a0 Organized religions<\/a>.
\nNumber 3:\u00a0 Dieting<\/a>.
\nNumber 2:\u00a0 Celebrities who can\u2019t handle celebrity<\/a>.
\nNumber 1:\u00a0 Watching the Chicago Cubs blow the pennant every damn year<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Thank all of you who posted with the things that you’re Not Gonna Miss as well!\u00a0 It’s been delightful knowing you all, and I’m sure we’ll all have Great Fun once we’re caught up in a few hours.\u00a0 Unless, you know, this becomes another damn Number 5 (above)…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thank all of you who posted with the things that you’re Not Gonna Miss as well! It’s been delightful knowing you all, and I’m sure we’ll all have Great Fun once we’re caught up in a few hours. Unless, you know, this becomes another damn Prophecy about the End of the World that turns out to be wrong…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,16,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1429,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions\/1429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}