It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n
Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0What is it with the farting?\u00a0 Pull your finger???\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ohhhhh, why yes thank you.\u00a0\u00a0Much better.\u00a0<\/p>\n Sometimes it’s the elephant under the chair.\u00a0 The barking tree spiders.\u00a0 The duck I stepped on.\u00a0 Sometimes we just need to share what we had for lunch.\u00a0 Or that six-pack we just had.\u00a0 But yeah, we think it’s funny to toot the trouser tuba\u00a0– mostly because we’re, ya know, about 8 years old.\u00a0 Also remember, Men are from Mars, and you should smell the air there<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0 Cosby nailed this one: he used to say that Fathers were the only ones in the house allowed to have gas.\u00a0 “Oh lord, what happened in here?”\u00a0 We’re still riding that elephant 40 years later, and the kids still haven’t found him under my chair.\u00a0<\/p>\n In my house, it’s also used as incentive for the kids to keep their rooms clean or otherwise behave at bedtime.\u00a0 “Do I need to leave you something to remember me by?”\u00a0 “Nooooooooooo Daddy, no!\u00a0 I’ll turn the light out!\u00a0 Don’t blow the butt trumpet!”\u00a0 \u00a0Very useful, those air biscuits!<\/p>\n Now you know.\u00a0 Please, feel free to comment!\u00a0 Also, forward\u00a0any questions you’d<\/strong> like answered to BUMD – at – biguglymandoll.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What is it with the farting? Pull your finger??? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1410"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1418,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1410\/revisions\/1418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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