{"id":1335,"date":"2011-05-13T07:07:57","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T11:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2011-05-13T07:07:57","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T11:07:57","slug":"countdown-to-the-rapture-ngm-edition-%e2%80%93-day-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1335","title":{"rendered":"Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition \u2013 Day 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are only 8 days left until the end of the world.\u00a0 That\u2019s 192 hours.\u00a0 Only 11,520 minutes to the Rapture.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s 11,520 minutes that we still have to live with a whole lotta stuff that we\u2019re <strong>Not Gonna Miss <\/strong>when the world ends on Saturday, May 21, such as:<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 <a title=\"Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition \u2013 Day 10\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1310\" target=\"_blank\">Donald Trump\u2019s Hair<br \/>\n<\/a>9.\u00a0 <a title=\"Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition \u2013 Day 9\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1324\" target=\"_blank\">People who can\u2019t drive in bad weather.<br \/>\n<\/a>8.\u00a0<strong> Facebook status message memes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please re-post this as your status if you or someone you know has been affected by the End of Days. The Rapture has affected millions \u2013 and polls show 3 of 4 people make up nearly 75% of the population! I know only 3% will repost this and a damn sight fewer will be caught up in any Rapture. Please, support Rapture awareness by leaving this as your status for an hour, and include this handy link:\u00a0 <a title=\"Self-referential link is self-referential\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/mr5Q1T\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/mr5Q1T<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Come on, God.\u00a0 Call the Rapture on May 21st, because I am so Not Gonna Miss those crazy Facebook status update memes.\u00a0 Or at least post the above on Your divine Page &#8211; I could really use the ad revenue.\u00a0 You know, in case the world doesn&#8217;t end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please re-post this as your status if you or someone you know has been affected by the upcoming End of the World.  The Rapture has affected millions of lives \u2013 in fact, a recent poll showed that three out of four people make up nearly 75% of the population, which must be true since it\u2019s a statistic on the internet.  I know that only 3% of you will repost this, and a damn sight fewer of you will be caught up in the Rapture next week.  But please, support Rapture awareness by leaving this as your status for just an hour.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1387,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions\/1387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}