{"id":133,"date":"2007-10-12T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=133"},"modified":"2007-10-12T12:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T16:57:00","slug":"my-grandfather%e2%80%99s-clock-speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=133","title":{"rendered":"My Grandfather\u2019s Clock Speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of us who remember &#8220;My Grandfather&#8217;s Clock&#8221;, I apologize for the below:<\/p>\n<p>My Grandpa\u2019s PC was too large for the desk<br \/>\nSo it stood 20 years on the floor<\/p>\n<p>It was taller by half than I was at the time<br \/>\nAnd it outweighed our Chevy 4-door.<\/p>\n<p>It was bought in the day<br \/>\nWhen the mainframes still held sway<br \/>\nAnd was always a thorn in his side<\/p>\n<p>But it crashed \u2013 hard<br \/>\nNever to boot again<br \/>\nWhen the main board fried<\/p>\n<p>20 years at 8 MegaHertz<br \/>\nbeep beep<br \/>\nbeep beep<\/p>\n<p>To upgrade now really hurts<br \/>\nbeep beep<br \/>\nbeep beep<\/p>\n<p>But it crashed \u2013 hard<br \/>\nNever to boot again<br \/>\nWhen the main board fried<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of us who remember &#8220;My Grandfather&#8217;s Clock&#8221;, I apologize for the below: My Grandpa\u2019s PC was too large for the desk So it stood 20 years on the floor It was taller by half than I was at the time And it outweighed our Chevy 4-door. It was bought in the day When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}