{"id":1327,"date":"2011-05-11T23:02:29","date_gmt":"2011-05-12T03:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1327"},"modified":"2011-05-12T00:04:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-12T04:04:55","slug":"to-be-read-in-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1327","title":{"rendered":"To be read in 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Number One Son,<\/p>\n<p>I know you&#8217;re 25 now, but I&#8217;m writing to your 10-yr-old self.\u00a0 I want to thank you, now, for eating that stash of Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Eggs I&#8217;d hidden at the top of the freezer.\u00a0 You probably know by now that they go on sale right after Easter, and that I can only resist for so long.\u00a0 With your meds suppressing your appetite, I know that you needed the sugar way more than I did, and I&#8217;m glad you ate them.\u00a0\u00a0 Instead of me eating them.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Really.<\/p>\n<p>In case I forget to thank you later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;re 25 now, but I&#8217;m writing to your 10-yr-old self.  I want to thank you, now, for eating that stash of Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Eggs I&#8217;d hidden at the top of the freezer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1327"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1333,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1327\/revisions\/1333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}