{"id":130,"date":"2007-09-12T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-12T15:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=130"},"modified":"2007-09-12T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-12T15:42:00","slug":"some-people-no-respect-i-tell-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"some people, no respect, i tell ya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m highly offended.  Last night, someone got into my car and took most of my change from the ashtray where I keep quarters.  They left me 75 cents, I guess for parking meters.  Mind you, 75 cents pays for about a minute and a half of parking around here, which probably corresponds to how long it took the bastard to rob my car, so it could be a subtle ironic jab.  But they probably just missed it in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m offended, though, because this is the second time this has happened, and they haven&#8217;t taken my CDs from the glove box nor made any attempt at the radio.  What, my music and equipment isn&#8217;t good enough for you?  Car-thieving horse-rustlers don&#8217;t like Sting?  Fuck you.  Next time, you take it all or you just leave it alone.  Just walk on by.  I can&#8217;t even get a cuppa friggin coffee for 75 cents, you know that?  Jerk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m highly offended. Last night, someone got into my car and took most of my change from the ashtray where I keep quarters. They left me 75 cents, I guess for parking meters. Mind you, 75 cents pays for about a minute and a half of parking around here, which probably corresponds to how long [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}