{"id":1273,"date":"2011-05-03T07:06:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T11:06:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2011-05-03T07:06:22","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T11:06:22","slug":"conversations-i-wasnt-planning-on-having-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"Conversations I Wasn&#8217;t Planning on Having This Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Big Ugly Man Doll:\u00a0<\/strong> What are you doing in here?<br \/>\n<strong>Number One Son:<\/strong>\u00a0 (Giggles and flops down on my bed)\u00a0 What&#8217;s this?<br \/>\n<strong>Big Ugly Man Doll:\u00a0<\/strong> Um.\u00a0 Yeah, I dunno,\u00a0sweat.\u00a0 Get outta here.<br \/>\n<strong>Number One Son:\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0 How do you sweat in just that one spot in the middle of the bed?<br \/>\n<strong>Big Ugly Man Doll:<\/strong>\u00a0 Shut up and get outta here.\u00a0 Go get ready for school.\u00a0 And wash your hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you sweat in just that one spot in the middle of the bed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,47,5,40,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1274,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}