{"id":125,"date":"2007-08-27T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T13:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2007-08-27T09:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T13:35:00","slug":"you-know-you-work-in-washington-dc-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=125","title":{"rendered":"You know you work in Washington DC when:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You check CNN in the morning to plan your work day.<br \/>\nYour friends have press secretaries.<br \/>\nYou look at the World News \/ Current Events section of the paper &#8211; to plan your weekend.<br \/>\nYou can plan your upcoming work week by looking at the press releases at Whitehouse.gov.<br \/>\nYou walk around with more badges than keys.<br \/>\nYou color coordinate your badge chain with your clothes.<br \/>\nYou never ask what a three-letter acronym stands for.  If you haven&#8217;t heard of it, you either look it up later or assume they can&#8217;t tell you.<br \/>\nWhen someone mentions a secretary, you don&#8217;t ask &#8220;whose secretary,&#8221; you ask &#8220;secretary of what?&#8221;<br \/>\nYour hot dog vendor knows more about politics than your high school civics teacher did.<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t remember the last time you heard less than three languages on the Metro\/Bus\/Train ride home.<br \/>\nYou refer to all the memorials by their last names: The Lincoln, the Jefferson, the Einstein&#8230;<br \/>\nSomeone mentions the end of the year and you assume they mean fiscal.<br \/>\n&#8220;Start of term&#8221; has nothing to do with school, or with loans.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re more likely to take a page out of someone&#8217;s office than someone&#8217;s book.<br \/>\nYou measure success with how busy you are, not how much free time you have!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You check CNN in the morning to plan your work day. Your friends have press secretaries. You look at the World News \/ Current Events section of the paper &#8211; to plan your weekend. You can plan your upcoming work week by looking at the press releases at Whitehouse.gov. You walk around with more badges [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}