{"id":1221,"date":"2011-04-08T21:29:23","date_gmt":"2011-04-09T01:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2011-04-08T21:29:23","modified_gmt":"2011-04-09T01:29:23","slug":"manfaq-friday-it-depends-on-what-your-definition-of-are-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1221","title":{"rendered":"ManFAQ Friday: It depends on what your definition of “are” is…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn – to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler.\u00a0 Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n

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Question:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 “You are such a typical man.”\u00a0 I hear that a lot, and sometimes I even say it.\u00a0 What does that mean, really?\u00a0 What is the typical man?<\/em><\/p>\n

Answer:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cTypical Man\u201d is usually a pejorative synonymous with asshole.\u00a0 Example:\u00a0 \u201cQ:\u00a0 When a woman is having an orgasm, her vagina is contracting and releasing rapidly.\u00a0 What is her asshole doing?\u00a0 A:\u00a0 Sitting on the couch, watching the game.\u201d\u00a0 For further details, please see my collected works<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Now you know.\u00a0 Please, feel free to comment!\u00a0 Also, forward\u00a0any questions you’d<\/strong> like answered to BUMD – at – biguglymandoll.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“You’re such a typical man.” I hear that a lot, and sometimes I even say it. What does that mean, really? What is the typical man? Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[41],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1221"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1223,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1221\/revisions\/1223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}