{"id":1203,"date":"2011-03-29T00:19:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T04:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2011-03-29T00:19:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T04:19:01","slug":"watch-it-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1203","title":{"rendered":"Watch it, kid."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s alway informative to note how the reactions of the children to various stimuli change over time.\u00a0 Number One Son, for example, has seen this kind of thing before:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1205\" style=\"width: 606px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/smokeydinner1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1205\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1205 \" title=\"Cooking with Dad\" src=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/smokeydinner1.jpg\" alt=\"Cooking with Dad\" width=\"596\" height=\"1417\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1205\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cooking with Dad<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But the last time he&#8217;d noticed that sort of thing, <a title=\"What's that Smell?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=109\" target=\"_self\">he had a somewhat different reaction.<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0The sunlight used to be a\u00a0miracle in our house.\u00a0 Today, he looks at the living room and says, &#8220;Oh.\u00a0 Must be time for dinner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.\u00a0 But not for you, punk.\u00a0 Kids these days, I tell ya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kids these days, I tell ya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,42,5,40],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1206,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1203\/revisions\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}