Things are never dull when you live with royalty.\u00a0 As I was eating my oatmeal and eggs this morning with the Human Tape Recorder and SOBUMD, the Reigning Queen of Pink ran into the room.\u00a0 (She and Number One Son had gotten their own breakfasts before the rest of us were out of bed, bless them.\u00a0 The beatings are working.)\u00a0 Please bear in mind that the RQoP at 8 years old could pass for a large 5-yr-old; she\u2019s short, skinny, and 50 pounds soaking wet.<\/p>\n
RQoP:<\/strong><\/span>\u00a0 I feel like I\u2019m going to give birth. She ran off, leaving us wondering just how many medical shows she\u2019s been watching, and if perhaps that answer was \u201cone too many.\u201d\u00a0 On the other hand, she was back 15 minutes later carrying a pink little Barbie swaddled in little pink blankets.\u00a0\u00a0 Who knows?\u00a0 The HTR had the last word:\u00a0 “Great, now we’re up to a hundred and one<\/strong> little plastic mouths to feed!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I feel like I\u2019m going to give birth. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,40,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSOBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 [poleaxed]\u00a0
\nBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 [gobsmacked]
\nHTR:<\/strong>\u00a0 [headdesk]
\nSOBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 What?
\nHTR:<\/strong>\u00a0 You’re not even showing!
\nBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 Um, cite your source?
\nRQoP:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 That means my tummy hurts!
\nSOBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 Yeah, no it doesn\u2019t.\u00a0 Go potty.<\/p>\n