Ah, the wisdom of the Reigning Queen of Pink:<\/p>\n
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\nSOBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 Well –\u00a0wait, what?\u00a0 Why would you say that?
\nRQoP:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0 Well, [redacted] says that he’s<\/span> a drunk, not an alcoholic, since alcoholics go to meetings.\u00a0 And Daddy always complains about having to go to a lot of meetings!\u00a0 So he must be an alcoholic.
\nSOBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 Um.\u00a0 OK, you talk to her.
\nBUMD:<\/strong>\u00a0 No, I think I like it.\u00a0 Sounds about right.<\/p>\n