{"id":1025,"date":"2011-01-17T01:07:33","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T05:07:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2011-01-17T01:07:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-17T05:07:33","slug":"on-the-golden-globes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1025","title":{"rendered":"On the Golden Globes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was about to mention that even my cat is going to bed tonight dreaming of Natalie Portman, and then I remembered that he&#8217;s from Texas and he&#8217;s probably dreaming of Eva Longoria, and then I remembered that we call him Albus the Gay, and he&#8217;s probably dreaming of Johnny Depp.\u00a0 And who can blame him?<\/p>\n<p>The other cat, Professor Flitwick, is dreaming of Halle Berry, and I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s Number One Son dreaming of Queen Padme Amidala of Naboo &#8211; although he was irritated to find out that her new movie (A) has nothing to do with Star Wars and (B) isn&#8217;t going to show up on his personal Netflix list for a LONG time.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to thank the Academy.\u00a0 I&#8217;d better finish that screenplay, so they can vote for me and I can kiss whoever presents the award.\u00a0 Halle, Eva, Johnny Depp &#8211; I&#8217;m not picky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Natalie Portman, Eva Longoria, Johnny Depp, Halle Berry, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Big Ugly Man Doll<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,12,5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1026,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions\/1026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}