{"id":1003,"date":"2011-05-10T12:25:11","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T16:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1003"},"modified":"2011-05-10T12:25:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T16:25:27","slug":"2011-the-last-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/?p=1003","title":{"rendered":"2011:  The Last Year?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thus I have heard:\u00a0 We live in the end of days, and 21 May 2011 will be the last day.\u00a0\u00a0 The <a title=\"End of Days!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/01\/04\/may-21-2011-judgment-day_n_804166.html\" target=\"_blank\">internets told me so<\/a>, and the very <a title=\"We Know, We Know Already\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wecanknow.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">fundimentalist Christians <\/a>told the internets.\u00a0\u00a0 Since it&#8217;s on the internet, it must be true.\u00a0 Therefore, starting tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to start counting down the top ten things thatI&#8217;m Not Gonna Miss, come the Rapture.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Tell me, tell me, readers &#8211; what are YOU Not Gonna Miss when the world ends?\u00a0\u00a0 Will your pet peeve make the list?\u00a0\u00a0 Comments here &#8211; and remember, you only have 11 days to go!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thus I have heard:  We live in the end of days, and 21 May 2011 will be the last day.   The internets told me so, and the very fundimentalist Christians told the internets.   Since it&#8217;s on the internet, it must be true.  Therefore, starting tomorrow, I&#8217;m going to start counting down the top ten thing that I won&#8217;t miss, come the Rapture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1003"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1317,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1003\/revisions\/1317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.biguglymandoll.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}