A Case of Vegetables
In my line of work, “Cleanup on Aisle Nine” can be code for “kill all the witnesses and invoke the Patriot Act if anyone asks.”
In my line of work, “Cleanup on Aisle Nine” can be code for “kill all the witnesses and invoke the Patriot Act if anyone asks.”
In UR Produce, Steelin UR Beets
T’was the night before Christmas, and through every house / You could hear the keyboards and the clicks of the mouse…
Driving to work, a guy pulled up next to me and yelled “Hey Buddy! You have a brake light out.” “Thank you,” I shouted back. He pulled in front of me. He had a brake light out. May the blessings of the Irony Gods be on us both.
Monday. It sucked.