There are always options…

Pimp my saddle!

You’re as Cold as Ice

I’m worried that I accidentally sold my soul to the freezer. Come to think of it, I did cut myself putting it in – could it have considered that to be a blood pact between us? The food’s been getting colder and I’ve been feeling more and more tired in the past few months…

A Short List of Things You Should and Shouldn’t Do When You Have Pneumonia

A Short List of Things You Should and Shouldn’t Do When You Have Pneumonia. Becase I want to leave the world a better place, in case I don’t see tomorrow. I want to leave a trail of more than breadcrumbs, should you, dear reader, ever have to follow in these unfortunate footsteps – I want to leave a trail of light bulbs, of something that will light your path in the darkness.

National Coming Out Day, Big Ugly Style

There are two kinds of people: happy and not. As long as people are working toward happy, not gender, not sexuality, not religion, not race, not money, not weight – nothing else matters.

Wisdom of the BUMD

When life hands you shit, grow something organic. Then sell it at a premium.