We’re Gonna Default in the Morning (Left Us In the Lurch This Time)

I know, I was doing the whole Shutdown Countdown thing, but I got furloughed.  Luckily, I’ve declared myself essential personnel, and I’ve brought you, yes, no, that’s right – another song.  You know the tune.  And now look – I sang the last one.  You know you don’t want me to do that again, so […]

Wake Me Up When the Shutdown Ends

OK, with all due respect, rights, and mad props to Green Day, I present for your reading and humming along pleasure my cheerful filk on one of their best songs. You can just please read, hum, and pretend you’re hearing Billie Jo Armstrong bitch at Congress.  (And not, you know, me.) Lyrics:  The fiscal year […]

Do you know what today is? You should.

Hi, yeah, I know, it’s been a while.  Things are busy, and the usual flow of humor seems to be constipated – an uncomfortable blockage if ever there was one.  We’ll try to get back here a little more often in the coming weeks.   In any event, that’s not a reason to miss a decent […]

Jingle Bells

But shopping at the mall’s / Like the Apocalypse tonight!

Happy Leap Day

Five Hundred Twenty Seven Thousand Forty Minutes!