Free Thinking on the 4th of July
“Fweedom… What is … Fweedom?” We have more freedom than we know what to do with. We’re free to believe 6 impossible things before breakfast – four, if you include Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.
“Fweedom… What is … Fweedom?” We have more freedom than we know what to do with. We’re free to believe 6 impossible things before breakfast – four, if you include Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.
Driving to work, a guy pulled up next to me and yelled “Hey Buddy! You have a brake light out.” “Thank you,” I shouted back. He pulled in front of me. He had a brake light out. May the blessings of the Irony Gods be on us both.
When even the KKK thinks your position is outside the pale, and that you might be a little narrowminded about all this, well, I think Westboro Baptist’s stock just went down – a lot.
Man, what did we do wrong? I am just shocked – shocked, I say – to find that we’re all still here. God must have a soft spot for Bourbon, though – sometime during the Preakness, several mint julips appear to have been caught up in the Rapture. I’m sure I don’t know where they went.
Thank all of you who posted with the things that you’re Not Gonna Miss as well! It’s been delightful knowing you all, and I’m sure we’ll all have Great Fun once we’re caught up in a few hours. Unless, you know, this becomes another damn Prophecy about the End of the World that turns out to be wrong…