Countdown to the Rapture, NGM Edition: Day 3

Countdown to the Rapture: So please Lord, because I’m Not Gonna Miss watching my weight – call the Rapture on May 21st. And have the grill fired up – let’s cook the golden Ox!

Watch it, kid.

Kids these days, I tell ya.

French Garlic Soup?

The French Onion Soup was a study in hiring disaffected youth in the kitchen. First, this was French Garlic Soup – the onions were an afterthought.

Talk to the chocolate

Anyone have a recipe for egg-free, dairy-free, soy-free, corn-free, carob brownies?

Chick, please!

She walked off disappointed, to the point where I was thinking, gosh, I should really bring home a live bird and kill it for her in the backyard or something, before I came to my senses. Bloody minded little thing, I love her so.