http://www.biguglymandoll.com Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Y Chromosome Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:26:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I get some really outlandish Spam on this site.  I've decided to collect some of the farther out examples to share with you - link free, of course. "Leotard question : what style should I wear? | Long Sleeved Leotard" writes in to say the following:  "How do you do! interestingly ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=555 It's Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I'm adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn - to continue to demystify ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=560 I want to preface this with a note that I was hoping not to have any part of this conversation with any of my kids for a long, long time.  Posthumously would have been fine.  But then, if I’d really not wanted to engage in this kind of conversation, I ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=553 OK, as someone who is, in fact, professionally large and ugly, it's not every day that I just sit down and gush about what a nice weekend I've had. This one, however, was quietly brilliant enough that it deserves some mention. First, an old friend (we'll call him Johann, to ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=535 Billy Joel was right.  We’re all strangers.  We all have shameful, dark secrets.  You know yours.  I know yours too, but I don’t kiss and tell - even if you do get all wet and hot and bothered when your sweetie buys a Kindle.  But just so we’re on even ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=523 It's Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I'm adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn - to continue to demystify ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=526 Eight years ago this morning, SOBUMD and I went back to the baby-well one last time.  We had no idea that day that our daughter would grow up to be royalty - although I suppose we shouldn't be surprised.  This day, the 21st of August, hasn't changed as much as it will.  Number ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=519 It's Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I'm adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn - to continue to demystify ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=512 Big Ugly Man Doll:  So, your Majesty, you're going to be 8 years old in a few days.  You must know stuff.  Tell me, what's the true meaning of life? Reigning Queen of Pink:  Math, Science, and people having babies.  Oh, and adopting babies for people who can't have them. BUMD:  That may be ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=507 Sometimes, not so much. Arriving home from work, SOBUMD and I hit on a plan – cook and eat dinner, then load the books we’ve been planning on selling into the car and take them out to a somewhat local bookstore known for buying used books.  Since most of the books ... http://www.biguglymandoll.com/?p=504